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Ahem3:37am wednesday, 16th october
They say that 90% of men masturbate, and 10% of men lie. I’m no exception, except recently. I quit masturbating for Lent, and that went pretty well. Did not cheat once. 46 days, baby. Then I was back at it. And then, in September, Joan of Arc and John the Baptist both said I masturbate too much, so they suggested I not do so for 40 days. I said OK. I’ve been allowed to get away with murder this time, too. Because I’ve had a limit on the porn I’ve been allowed to download, so if it is too explicit, I basically have to get permission to save it on the hard drive. So I got a bunch that maybe they wouldn’t have taken too kindly to if they didn’t feel bad for making me absolutely celibate. Really, I’m not complaining.

  Reflection12:58pm thursday, 17th october
Just out of curiosity..Who is or was your favorite go to porn star?.....Mine was Jenna Haze....Man, could she talk dirty.....Pure sin......

  Stand3:56am friday, 18th october
I dunno, it's not really any one, these days. But I had a thing for Savannah, back when she was alive, way back early 90s.

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